What you actually mean when you say....

So i gave some thought to some of those crazy expressions we use to describe how we feel mostly, and i realized that if we were to expand or extrapolate on them, they would not do justice to what we really meant to bring across. They are just fancy, and normally emotional manipulation of the other or self.
I am guilty of this too, and maybe my list is longer than yours, i mean, it would be even better if it were shorter than yours. Just kidding. :) but serious!

1. I can't live without ..... ( fill in the blanks). Seriously?  Congratulations if you mentioned oxygen,  water, food and sleep. Imagine days without your element vs the mentioned. Just imagine! Do not try this at home.

I wanted to continue this list, but eish! The rest are too embarrassing. I need to find a better way to put them across. I am not about to flaunt my ignorance for you guys. I will gather more intel for later.

Lovies!