Open Letter To The Male Species

Dear Males,

This is an open letter to you from a member of the female species.
In no way do I claim to be a real, unbiased representative, but I claim to have sufficient evidence, for my side of bias, to air the concerns that they have regarding you.

To begin with, you have been categorised into various strata. Some of you are headstrong in an "uncharming" way. Some of you are crazy, and you think it is charm at it's best. It is not. It is craziness that may need treatment of some kind.
Some of you are confused. You send mixed messages. Mixed signals and you react in a mixed reaction. What are you? You cannot be anything that comes. You have to choose what you want to be. Some of you want to eat your cake and have it. So sorry. You are either in or out.
Some of you are silent investors.... Yes, silent investors... Sowing seeds.... Subtle seeds in your nice - with-an-agenda kind of way. You say things that are equal to special interests in a female member, but it is nothing. You sow seeds and do things with a catch-22. What do i mean? If eventually you get to go all out and bring your sweet little nothings to life, she'll be like : about time.
If you don't, there is nothing to hold you accountable except for the unfair priming and conditioning of her psyche...... Just in case, but no commitment whatsoever to hold you accountable. Not cool.
Then some of you are natural flirts..... We don't blame you. It is in your nature... But you have the power to choose how your natural innate tendencies go. Not cool.

Ah, my favourite breed. The ghosters. Yes, they are ghosting experts. They appear, you matter, then they disappear. Emotionally and physically. They think life is static. They think they can continue right were they left of. Not cool.
Dear ghosters, stay ghosts. It is not funny. You hate it when females ghost you. The thing is you reap what you sow.

This is a shout out to the males who know what they want. They feel the pressure to be like everyone else but they choose not to. They have the opportunities to be douches but they are man enough, not just male species. These we call gentlemen. Yes, they respect, they care and they know when to chase, when to stop, when to man up and when to walk away with their honour and dignity still intact.

So, males, if you are not in the gentleman category, my half of the female species i rep does not like you very much. They are usually sorry for you. Whatever you get out of them is pity, and pity is not good. This is just because they are malleable, fragile little brains that sometimes give in to stupidity..... I mean, they can only be unforgiving for so long, especially after you put on the shows you are pretty good at.

So long!